Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~
(via tanlines-)
the fact that some day our generation is going to be leading the country is terrifying because we’re all fucking idiots
(via highskoolprobz)
How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
